Mean genies are a bummer. Mean genies lurk around waiting for unsuspecting people to say “I wish blah blah blah” and then pop out and grant that wish, even though the poor soul who made the statement was clearly just riffing. What’s even worse in a mean genie situation is that you don’t even know you have a genie until it’s too late and you’ve already wasted one of your wishes on a fleet of Roombas or something. Not a bummer: How fun it is to say “mean genie.” Also not a bummer: Roombas!
Tags: Genies
