An air conditioner malfunction is a bummer. When your window unit inexplicably starts dripping water onto your bed it’s a bummer, because as soon as you try to enlist the help of a pal to figure out where the leak is coming from, the whole thing devolves into a fight over whether you’re just trying to say you wet the bed in the most roundabout way possible. You’re like “Dude, my AC is like broken or something cause my bed is totally wet” and your friend is like “Oh, you wet the bed.” And you’re like “Yes, I wet the bed in that one spot right over by the AC. No, idiot, it’s like dripping or something.” And your friend is like “HAHA YOU WET THE BED! YOU ADMITTED IT!” and it goes on like that like an insulting version of who’s on first. Also a bummer: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT WATER COMING FROM? Absurd unbummer: Googling “funny bed.”
Tags: air conditioner, bed wetting
