Forgetting your blog’s birthday is a bummer. It’s a bummer because even though it was a total accident, your blog is going to get all offended like “How could you??????” and is then going to hold a grudge until YOUR birthday comes around, at which point your blog will pretend to forget all about it, as a long-awaited, passive-aggressive punishment for your slip-up. And then, to get your blog back, you have to not get it a Christmas gift, or skip its art opening or something, which will prompt it to never again compliment your new haircut, or to blow off your house warming party or whatever, and on and on and on til infinity. Cool out unbummer: Blogs aren’t people, get a grip. Belated blog birthday un-bummer: Happy one year (on May 5) b-day, Bummer. Thanks for yielding tens of laughs for people Google image searching “minotaur” and “pink eye.”
